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			<title><![CDATA[ Creative Kids...a Heroic Sonnet ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is a parabolic rendering of my 'didactic' sonnet &quot;Praiseworthy&quot;<br>It was inspired by a true incident.<br><br>Creative Kids...a Heroic sonnet.*<br><br>What can I do to boost her self-esteem?<br>A mother asked her daughters English teacher.<br>Just praise her and encourage her to dream;<br>approval of her efforts ought to reach her.<br><br>She likes to write short stories. Id suggest<br>creative writing contestsone each week.<br>A prize will be awarded for the best.<br>Quite... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:34:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The last Emperor ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The power of Augustulus grew weak <br>In Romes one church and, God disdaining him, <br>Their labrum struck the fiery seraphim.<br>The Christ grew proud and Romulus grew meek.<br><br>The monarch of the eastern Rome might feast<br>From star to star with Christ  the western one<br>Ate gruel and played Gothic, for Gods son<br>Had gone to be a monarch in the east.<br><br>What mighty Roman triumphs had his soul!<br>What togas wore his shadow! What great town <br>Mocked him in lime dust of another... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Praiseworthy...revised x 3 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Praiseworthy...revisedx3<br><br>We'd crown each cherished child with self-esteem<br>and prod him toward success as parents do.<br>Enthusiastic youngsters love to dream<br>but quickly learn not all their dreams come true.<br><br>If every child who plays achieves a prize,<br>what message does that send kids who excel?<br>Wont those who try the least soon realize<br>false praise means less than pennies down a well?<br><br>Applause approaching overdose can stall<br>the drive to dive into a worthy... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:17:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Martha in the Morning ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:white;">.....</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->Martha in the Morning<br><br><br>Revision:<br><br>Sweetheart, help me through this day.<br>If cousin Jean should start to say<br>'Ah, well, he's in a  better place.',<br>I swear I'll slap her in the face.<br>And help me to suppress my rage<br>if someone mentions 'ripe old age'<br>as if that means there's less to bear.<br>I can't decide which hat to wear.<br>Look, here's the one you always joke<br>reminds you... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2004 18:28:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Slipknot ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Slipknot<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>--inspired by the short story of the same title, by Brett Alexander Savory</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>revision 2 (based on Nigel's comments)<br><br>The voice of Slipknot whispered in his ears,<br>You cant kill me--the problem here is you.<br>This insect-like annoyance, through the years,<br>became a nagging diatribe that grew<br>and grew. The hammering voice was all he heard;<br>its taunting vengefulness controlled his life.<br>His very... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:14:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pastiche ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ With thanks to Mark's Cliched Sincerity that reminded me of this. I wrote it some time ago and may well be stretching a friendship with the meter but is it worth the effort? <br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Pastiche</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>A gentleman and scholar would be up in arms<br>between you and me and the gate post, but if you're<br>in for a penny, you're in for a pound. A chore<br>it is to cite chapter and verse for the Funny Farms.<br><br>It's hard to be the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 23:24:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ This Is The Way We Brush Our Teeth ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ There's something inexpressibly profound<br>in brushing teeth. It might be in the way<br>the xylitol and fluoride gather round<br>each molar, crown and cusp to fight decay.<br><br>Or maybe it's the busy swish and sway<br>of bristles searching out each wayward fleck<br>of refuse that could otherwise betray<br>a loaded halitus to challenge Shrek.<br><br>It could be, too, the way the probing Tek <br>Professional Hard explores along the gum<br>line, purging tartar, keeping plaque in... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ It's Hard To Listen ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Of course it doesn't do to call them names<br>we'd do much better if we listened well<br>and heard them out without assigning blames<br>and tried to understand the tales they tell.<br>I know that! Still, it's hard to hear them yell<br>in triumph at the death of something good,<br>at people dying in the flaming hell<br>their side arranged. I'll try. I know I should,<br>for if they always feel misunderstood,<br>looked down on, and the butt of our derision,<br>how can they hear and change? I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 09:29:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Aunt Leebie`s Antiques ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Aunt Leebie`s Antiques<br>Aunt Leebie`s Antiques<br><br><br><br>Aunt Leebie always said the best antiques<br>were those she`d yet to find;` My baby-grand<br>piano has a twin...' she`d say. With weeks<br>to live, more lucid than she`d been, she planned<br>her exit. Like a Wrinkled stevedore<br>(who`d chalk up cargo by the river clyde),<br>her will, a scroll forgotten in a drawer,<br>she earmarked all her goods before she died.<br><br>Once buried in the kirk where she was wed,<br>we held a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Getting Started ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ revised (with new title)<br><br>The Boss Responds to His Liberal Underlings Nave Proposal for a Charity Project <br><br>&quot;Not possible, until you can amass<br>the necessary funding and supplies,<br>obtain permission, take a training class,<br>and contemplate what problems may arise--<br>the moral and religious implications.<br>The quasi-legal, bureaucratic ghost<br>must be expelled. Until these complications<br>are settled, Im afraid your plans are toast.<br>Besides, you must consider... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2004 09:05:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Accepting Criticism ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I tried to write a wise and witty sonnet<br>about how hard it is to love a critic.<br>Alas! 'twas not my plan, but -- pox upon it --<br>my words became more cruel than analytic.<br>I felt the irony begin to enter<br>my shrinking soul (I'd swear 'twas uninvited,<br>but who'd believe?) Once more, I'll try to center<br>my mind. I plan for folks to be delighted<br>to read my work, not roused to vengeant screams,<br>nor 'fraid to point the flaws out, lest I bite:<br>enjoy what's good and prod me... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2004 17:15:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tarpeian Rocks ]]></title>
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Nigel Holt)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Drifting ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A slave to other's expectations, you<br>anticipate religiously, unsure<br>if what you crave is truly what you share<br>or only the imaginary fare<br><br>served up by wishful thinking. Every day<br>begins in introspection. Did you make<br>a fair impression or appear to mock<br>the ones you care about through careless talk?<br><br>You know your life should take a different tack<br>but still you steer towards a dismal star<br>whose failing glimmer promises a store<br>of uncompleted schemes,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 08:34:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ PES ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I'm suffering today from PES,<br>a syndrome I call &quot;Post Election Stress&quot;<br>My vote was more for &quot;Not Bush&quot; than for Kerry<br>(who is himself more than a little scary.)<br>I'm not the only one who feels this way.<br>It's common in the USA today.<br>The ideal candidate for President--<br>the kind of statesman we'd deem heaven sent<br>would very likely never choose to run.<br>He'd seek another way to get things done.<br>The quest takes stacks of money and then too,<br>we... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:49:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Time Changes All ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Augustus was an angel for one day, <br>Then he bored God. Amid the seraphs yawns<br>God sent him down to Rome to guard his bronze<br>Lest Goths should steal and hurry it away.<br><br>His feet touched earth again in worried times.<br>Breastworks were rising from the peasants hopper. <br>The Gauls have given back the Roman limes,<br>The great prince mourned at which his bronze wept copper. <br><br>Stilicho happened to be standing by<br>Watching the peasants with their mattocks dig<br>Palatine... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (George Pell)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:47:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mudslung ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Tomorrow, half the country will be furious,<br>frightened, and feeling swindled and betrayed;<br>sure that the other half, for reasons spurious,<br>has sold their country for a sucker's trade.<br>If Bush prevails, the left will know for sure<br>big business bought it for their brainless tool;<br>if Kerry wins, the right will moan that pure<br>flip-floppery and cowardice will rule.<br>The mud is flying thick and sticking fast,<br>the candidates are slimed and fouled and spattered<br>with... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Zeke Hoskin)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 13:49:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Lab Rats ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The School Of Lab Rats<br><br><br>The bodies of the lab rats were displayed<br>above our desks, dissected inside jars<br>of alcohol. There, freakishly arrayed,<br>eyeless, with opened guts, they looked like stars<br>exploding in some far off galaxy,<br>(or so I used to dream). Those ghastly rows<br>of pickled creatures fascinated me:<br>At once both ugly and sublime. It grows<br>inside some men, I think, that kind of show,<br>the thrill of viscera, so like a womb,<br>through years replete... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 09:02:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Paper Doll (revised again) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <i><b>Paper Doll</b></i><br><br><b>Revision 2</b><br><br>You stun me: beauty swathed in bridal white,<br>your elegance candescent through the veil<br>that draws a temporal line between us; slight<br>but evident merriment behind the voile<br>one eyebrow arching at me as you swan <br>your way through vows that mean eternity,<br>and seem as long. I raise the curtain drawn<br>between usgaze into serenity.<br><br>The sepia scene revisited, I wake. <br>I touch the faded paper doll that... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ For Heaven's Sake....tweaked ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For Heavens Sake...line change*<br><br>Ole Pat would proudly prater endlessly<br>about his long lived line of Irishry.<br>He died and meeting Peter at the gate,<br>inquired of him Sir, will you make me wait? <br>Dont get your Irish up, now. Peter said.<br>We just this moment heard that you were dead.<br>Your Irish pride deserves a special cloud<br>tis green and it plays Irish Eyes real loud.<br>Then Pat tools happily around in heaven<br>until he spots a Jew on highway seven<br>reclined on a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ In a Portuguese videostore ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hello! Long time no see. This is my shot at the famous Blomquistian. Which version is better? The title may require some explaining: in Brazil, the Portuguese are portrayed as being stupid in many a popular joke, much like the Polish in America. Yes, Im Brazilian. But we prefer nationally challenged, thank you.<br><br>In a Portuguese Video Store<br><br>Wandering the galleries of a video store,<br>A man could not decide what flick to pick.<br>The Passion sounded like a real kick,<br>And yet... ]]></description>

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