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			<title><![CDATA[ Who do you think wrote Shakespeare's works? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was curious about the opinions of the various users of this board on the various Anti-Stratfordian theories.  Who do you believe wrote Shakespeare's works? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Commuter - an artwork and artificial intelligence ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Some of you may already be aware of Commuter, my latest installation piece, cause I keep banging on about it. However, what many of you might not be aware is that Commuter is also an attempt to create artificial intelligence (in this context, atificial intelligence is taken to describe a machine that has a near-human level of consciousness). <br><br>I admire the people involved in the field of AI research, yet I believe that the vast majority of researchers are going about it the wrong way.... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Dialectics ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Was it the double of my dream<br>The woman that by me lay<br>Dreamed, or did we halve a dream,<br>Under the first cold gleam of day?<br>W. B. Yeats</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>             i<br><br>Dreams of a city slumbering<br>Under a sallow, thunderous sky:<br>Beneath the pitiless neon<br>People live, love and die.<br><br>Dreams of pearl-grey islands<br>Strung on a shimmering sea;<br>Quietly cicadas chafe,<br>Amongst ancient olive trees.<br><br>And... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2004 03:16:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Villanelle: A Lovers' Spat ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Villanelle: A Lovers Spat  <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Coincidence? Theres no such thing</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, you say,<br>and theres a righteous twinkle in your eye.<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Whatever happens happens in a way<br><br>designed by higher powers.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->  Then we play<br>a verbal game that cant be won: I cry,<br>Coincidence: theres no such thing, you say,<br><br>but we confront occurrences each day<br>we cant explainno matter how we... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ World in Hand ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Immortality ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Keats chased his fame, but never caught her.<br>He thought he wrote his name on water.<br>But had he posted on this site,<br>his words would still be here tonight.<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 19:20:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Derry ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Revision<br>You'd like the way the state restored your farm.<br>An agency could advertise your home<br>as offering grandeur on a minor scale<br>to any north-of-Boston millionaire,<br>emphasizing its bucolic charm.<br>We take the tour and see the ink-stained chair,<br>and in each room I read the proper poem.<br>Your brook still has a tendency to fail,<br>although this June its running pretty well.<br>Today we have this nook all to ourselves.<br>My daughters build a damn and sail<br>their... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 18:07:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Chain Gang (any takers?) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Chain Gang<br><br>Theres a man in my mouth<br>Who speaks hateful things<br>And a leering, old fogy <br>My eyes see<br>A genius lives in my head<br>In my brain<br>But he yields all his power<br>To my feet man<br>Who chauffeurs me round<br>In the wrong part of town<br>Where my hands man<br>Can get me in trouble!<br><br>Theres a slob in my belly<br>Who makes lie down<br>To watch endless hours<br>Of TV<br>When butt man becomes numb<br>He hitchhikes with my thumb<br>And signals me ride to get junk... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Enamored ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Enamored; she clamored <br>to lie and be hammered.<br>Eager to please her<br>he gave her a seizure.<br><br><br>I woke up this morning having dreamed that I was reciting this poem in front of parishioners at a nursing home chapel.<br><br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ September ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ September is the cruelest month. <br>Ol' T. S. had it wrong. <br>Least if he lived in Tejas, <br>he wouldn't stay for long. <br><br>If you withstand Tejas July<br>the ranchers brand your name <br>into a rawhide list they call <br>the Cowpoke Hall of Flame.<br><br>Outlasting the endurance test,<br>as August here is known, <br>requires an asbestos skin<br>&amp; blood of acetone.<br><br>But when September sizzles in<br>its still so hot we roast, <br>&amp; kids don't go to school to learn<br>but... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mike Alexander)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ April is the Coolest Month ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>                                 <br> April is the coolest month.<br> Everything alive and new:<br> flowers budding, birds returning<br> (pollen dust and gnats are, too).<br><br> Geese and ducks, out by the water<br> mating rituals displaying: <br> soon, theyll all be laying eggs;<br> today, its other geese theyre laying.<br><br> All the trees and bushes blooming<br> fish are jumping, robins hopping;<br> tadpoles turning into frogs and<br> squirrels, all the birdseed copping.<br><br>... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Purity ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ When puritys debauched, forever stained<br>by velvet promises turned thickets thorn,<br>its on my sleeve my broken heart is worn,<br>my tears then shall by love eternal wane.<br>Diminished then the days and nights are strained,<br>their celebration cleansed by naked scorn,<br>elation now cessation turned forlorn<br>repose eludes me as a weeping rain.<br><br>Whatever I could give I freely chose<br>to lavish without selfishness or bound<br>enlightened by your flare I could not bend.<br>Its when... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:58:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ On a Bench in Pigeon Park ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>On a Bench in Pigeon Park</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(For Cornelius Patrick Dougherty)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Piebald pigeons waddle about the bench<br>The old man takes beneath an elm to hunch<br>Over bird prints, splintered peanut shells,<br>Cellophane, and bits of paper. His mind stalls,<br>Clouded by buffers to the knotting ache<br>That ramps his limbs. The pigeons strut and peck<br>At seeds within his... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 19:42:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Govi ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Govi</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->&quot; <br><br>What I heard &quot;<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>retire mo nan dlo</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->&quot;,<br>is &quot;from the water come the dead.&quot;<br>A breath of fire speaks what I know;<br>what I heard &quot;<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>reitre mo nan dlo</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->&quot;<br>And clay a tomb of coffin throe,<br>a blood in life that's never bled.<br>What I heard &quot;<!--EZCODE ITALIC... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 06:59:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ethics ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So, this is breaching ethics was his thought<br>no, fornicating ethics is more apt,<br>now what? another tendril slowly crept<br>into his mind, can decency be bought<br><br>again - so many years and all for nought-<br>Come on a devil on his shoulder stepped<br>into his sight, most docs have sometimes slept<br>with female patients, and have not been caught<br><br>at it, you liked it both and that`s a fact.<br>Enjoy your session in two days, regret<br>is something  good for fools who rashly... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Tinkering)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 22:29:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Moby Duck ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ MOBY DUCK<br><br>  <br>     I was born a rubber ducky,<br>     <br>     but I wasnt very lucky:<br>     <br>     At an early age, they dumped me in the sea!<br><br>     It was callous, it was cruel,<br>     <br>     Id been destined for a pool --<br>     <br>     or a bathtub -- where Id bobble, pleasantly.<br><br>     But instead, I faced an ocean,<br>     <br>     with its constant wavy motion.<br>     <br>     (A seasick ducks a truly awful sight!)<br><br>     So I soaked in salty... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2004 15:03:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Versified Joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Versfied joke in blank verse sonnet <br><br>An angry woman storms into the drugstore<br>demanding of the pharmacist in charge,<br>&quot;I need to buy a nice supply of arsenic.<br>For killing rats? he quickly asks of her.<br><br>Well only one, my husband. she replies.<br>Hes having an affair... of that Im sure.<br>Im sorry Mam, but even if hes cheating,<br>I cannot sell you arsenic for that purpose.<br><br>She promptly proffers compromising photos<br>that show her husband with the druggists... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2004 12:36:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Twas the day before Christmas ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Twas the day before Christmas, I had a good pout,<br>cuz my credit at K-Mart was all but burnt out!<br>All the fashions were Blue-Light, the sales ran amok,<br>There I stood with no money and *bleep* out of luck! <br><br>So the T.V. department was packed to the hilt<br>with its technical sundries all Taiwanese built.<br>There were players for C.D.'s with thirty bucks off,<br>so I groaned and I groaned till I thought I would cough! <br><br>Where over in jewlry the price cuts were fatter<br>two... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 11:50:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Lesson ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Lesson<br> <br>In class, professor Ham, an Atheist,<br>shocked his students when he said to them,<br>There is no God and I will prove it here.<br>Hey, God if you exist, I challenge you<br>to knock me off this stage within the hour.<br><br>The students softly chuckled to themselves<br>and worked on essays till the end of class.<br>Then when the study hour came near its close,<br>Professor Ham gazed upward with a sneer,<br>I stand here waiting God, so bring it on!<br><br>A young marine whod... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2004 15:40:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Rural Free Delivery ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Rural Free Delivery</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br><br>Comatose with heat, the night slumps,<br>incubus over the clotted lake. Berserk<br>crickets, ubiquitous, chirr; <br>a frenzied moth pungs the screens.<br>    &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> No mail.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br><br>Crusts of lichen knit stone walls<br>and climb the shins of oaks stripped<br>to spine, their branches picked to a scrawl,<br>a barbed Saxon... ]]></description>

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